Its a common agreement amongst men that if your friend is taking a pass at a girl, that the rest of the friends will step back and allow him to proceed uninhibited, and if one of said bros is feeling giving, maybe through in some side commentary to pump their bud up. The other end of the agreement is that is they crash and burn, they mus out of respect for their friends detach and allow other guys to go for it. Now in an ideal society this works flawlessly if everyone respects friendships and keeps their ego in check. But once in awhile you get a unique situation like the last night. A friend invites over a girl that he has had a thing with for a while but at the same time has yet to commit to a relationship or even stop fooling around with other girls. Being the friend the friend that I was, me and the rest of the guys stayed hands off out of respect for our mutual friend. As the party progressed, we see the two are distant and he even spends time flirting with one of the other girls at the party. To make a long story short, we find out the he and this new girl hooked up on our couch. If you are going to call dibs on a girl go for it. Don’t try and monopolize the market, especially at an engineering school. Pickings are slim the way it is without you throwing the rest of us under the bus!
I have been busy the past month and this blog is getting a little stagnant. Anyone have suggestions of how to mix it up do something new. I am considering opening it up for others to contribute. Message me with your ideas!
With wrestling season behind us for another year, I hope to be more active with this blog. To kick things off I wanted to show you all and exciting bit from our How I Met Your Mother Sunday marathon. You could not put it any better.
Count me in on this one. Apparently X Games committee is considering adding it as either a summer or winter even, but haven’t decided which
I tried it… now I can bash it all I want
For being a realist and usually having things all figured out, women leave me befuddled more frequently than I would like. They are like BIG BROTHER. They see and hear absolutely everything! Its not fair how well women communicate. Its like they have the high speed internet and we are still stuck on dial up. Maybe playing xbox, competing in sports people actually come to watch, and eating sandwiches have become too much of a handicap?
Where I’m from, smoking was extremely taboo and next to nobody does it. Coming to Milwaukee I have discovered that it isn’t quite the same all over. Smoking isn’t necessarily popular, but it is definitely more common. Through viewing smokers go about their daily lives, I have found great joy in their hypocriticism. Go for a workout…puff a smoke as they walk out. Girl eats nothing but salads, but also smokes a pack a day. Last but not least, my personal favorite, I once saw a man cruising by on a road bike, apparently working out while smoking away on a cig. Things that make me laugh :)
I seem to have a knack at creating analogies that apply to different aspects of life, and as of late, I discovered yet another. Women are like one of my friends who shall remain nameless (A fishermen with a seemingly endless tackle box). They (women) have an incredible knack of tempting me. They always throw out the right lure. I take the bait. And before I realize what’s up, I’m flopping around in the boat trying desperately to get back into the pond. Sooner or later Ill stop biting….I hope.
If you really think about it, most people’s favorite season probably has a strong correlation to the shape they are in physically. Those of us that work hard to stay in reasonable shape likely love summer. The warm weather and less clothing paired with the fact that we aren’t in a permasweat make this season particularly enjoyable. There are plenty of things to do and always opportunities to be outside. As for our heftier counterparts, the cool weather is usually prefered allowing one to dress in thick clothing and layers hiding most skin and obscuring most curves of a persons silhouette. As hell begins it’s yearly freezing over thave, for a brief period in time, these larger individuals are able to find relief from constant overheating. There is little to no pressure to be outside and the rest of the population is stuck inside with them. For these 4-5 months everyone is in the same boat. Some are happier about it than others.